- A couple from San Jose kidnapped a handyman and forced him to do home repairs. [Gawker]
- The battle over Revenge Porn: can the Web's vilest entrepreneur be stopped? [BetaBeat]
- Ex-BART cop, wife killed in apparent murder-suicide in North Carolina. [SFEx]
- Noted local poor person and celebrity bartender Broke-Ass Stuart apparently got smashed and invented a new drunk food: it's something he calls "Mission Frito Pie." And you can eat it for free on Thursday nights at Evelyn Lee. [BAS]
- And whaddya know? Niners Coach Jim Harbaugh was on Saved By The Bell one time: