That was a joke. Of course you would. Blogging legend Sexpigeon snapped this shot of his most recent acquisition: an $11 pint of juice. Well, it's technically $9, but comes with a $2 "bottle deposit." Sexpigeon explains:

Fascinated daily by two things at opposite corners of Union and Buchanan. The first is this cocaine-wave dentist’s office of a building. The second is a tiny kiosk that sells bottles of juice for nine dollars. Nine dollars! An exciting price to pay for bottled juice. Also there’s a two dollar bottle deposit, so unless you’re going to make a habit of nine-dollar juice, well, you’re really looking at paying eleven dollars for juice. Which: thrills.

Sunny D this is not. The juice comes from the cleanly-titled Juice Shop in the Marina. Here's their deal:

We believe in the incredible health benefits of organic unpasteurized cold pressed juice. We are all passionate about what we do and we feel that this translates into our products. We understand that it is difficult to eat a balanced and healthy diet in our modern world, and we hope to make it easier for people to find health through their food choices

Juice Shop also does acclaimed cleanses, which we strongly recommend once the holiday season ends or after doing waves of cocaine. Do check them out.