Afternoon Palate Cleanser: A Parade of Conservative Paradoxes

Here's a little moment in which we preach to the choir. That's you, San Francisco, and we even mean those of you who might call yourselves conservative but you aren't really because, well, you live here. Here's a campaign ad from America's Best Christian Mrs. Betty Bowers (a.k.a. comedian Deven Green), which was actually submitted to an Obama campaign competition called AdYourVoice 2102.