Hey, people who eat things, the 2013 Michelin Guide's Bib Gourmand picks were revealed today. For those not in the know, Bib Gourmand selections are considered exemplary examples of establishments serving two courses and a glass of wine or dessert for $40 or less. Think of them as the DKNY line of eateries.

As Grub points out, there are bevy newbies and some surprising omissions this year. "Notable additions this year are Marlowe, Comal, and Yountville's Redd Wood. Meanwhile a couple of spots that have made the cut several years running, namely Delarosa, Incanto, Pican, BarBersQ, and Michael Chiarello's Bottega, got dropped this year."

And, yes, a notable exclusion this year was Incanto, famous for (among other things) having newly crowned Top Chef Masters winner Chris Cosentino at the helm. But who knows. Maybe it'll get a star? Or not. Or maybe the guide's "famously anonymous" judges (see: local food writers) aren't Bravo fans? Whatever. It's food. It's all so subjective -- and more often than not, downright silly. Eat your truffle oil, have a long island iced tea, enjoy yourself, and fuck that noise.

Anyway. Here's the 2013 list.

A16
Artisan Bistro
Bar Bambino
Bar Tartine
Bellanico
Betelnut
Bistro Aix
Bistro Jeanty
Boon Eat + Drink
Brick + Bottle
Burma Superstar
C Casa
Chapeau!
Chevalier
Chu
Colibrí
Comal
Contigo
Cook St. Helena
Corso
Cotogna
Crouching Tiger
Cucina Paradiso
Delfina
Domo
Donato Enoteca
Dosa
FIVE
flour + water
Fringale
Gajalee
Gather
Hachi Ju Hachi
Hibiscus
Hot Box Grill
Insalata's
Ippuku
K & L Bistro
Kabab & Curry's
Kappou Gomi
Kokkari Estiatorio
LaSalette
Laurus
Le Charm
Le Garage
Mamacita
Marinitas
Marlowe*
Monti's Rotisserie
Oenotri
Old Mandarin Islamic
Osteria Coppa
Perbacco
Plum
Redd Wood
Risibisi
Rivoli
Sazón
Scopa
Sichuan Home
Slanted Door (The)
Slow Club
Sociale
Starbelly
Sushi Ran
Thai House
the girl & the fig
Troya
Willi's Wine Bar
Wood Tavern
Yank Sing
Zero Zero