Tonight's presidential debate starts at 6 p.m. (PT). The brouhaha will be moderated by CNN's chief political correspondent Candy Crowley. FOX has already crowned Romney the winner by a mile. And, yes, Big Bird is a stupidly pretentious Halloween costume idea, so please don't. What else do you need to know about tonight's debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York? Well, you can watch it a any one of these San Francisco bars. Or you can check it out online:

Liberals, CNN will stream the debate on its website.

Conservatives, Fox News will be streaming it live.

Dad, CBS will stream it live.

¿Hablas español? Then go back to Russia, feminazis! But before you do, check out Univision’s live stream of the presidential debate, which will be translated into Spanish in real-time.

Al Jazeera English will team up with Reddit for commentary during the debate. Brace yourselves.

Politico will have some sort of pre-debate show starting at 5 p.m.

Everyone will try to be funny on Twitter and/or Facebook. Please de-friend liberally.

[via gigaom]