Noted closer and apparent FLOPPY HAT WEARER Brian Wilson attended last night's ESPY Awards. His date? Not a skin-tight suit, unfortunately. No, this year Wilson brought along a Sasquatch to the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Why? Because he's Brian Wilson. According to the World Series champ, who requested his followers ask him about his date, his hairy pal "wants to host @Jeopardy once Alex Trebek retires."
In 2011, Wilson wore a spandex tuxedo to the annual sports awards to much acclaim, excitement. We prefer last year's shtick for obvious reasons. Meanwhile, another bigfoot was spotted on Bernal Hill this past week.