The Bold Italic makes the bold move today of giving us a mildly amusing listicle that cycles through all of the neighborhoods in San Francisco where a newcomer might find themselves looking for an apartment, and provides a quick, thoroughly graphically designed primer of all the various stereotypes to be discovered therein. Recycling old jokes? Sure, but everyone loves a listicle!
Anyhow, nothing much to see here for anyone who's lived in the city more than a year. Lesbians in Bernal Heights? Check. Fog in the Sunset? Check. We do like the "main attractions" listed for the Presidio, however. "No, seriously, there's a bowling alley. Trees. So many trees. Streets that will not register on any GPS ever. Not even in the future. Never."
Maybe they should just go back to making up micro-hoods, though. Valencia Bottoms, anyone?
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