Is the endless stream of Hefe-filtered photos in your Instagram hurting your eyeballs? Does the thought of having to interact with "followers" terrify you? Enter: Text-Only Instagram, which is exactly like your Instagram feed, except without all the messy and superficial social interactions. And look, they've already got every Instagrammer in San Francisco figured out:

Nailed it!

For more witty descriptions of generic photos, follow @TextInstagram on twitter.