Call us silly, but we are intrigued by the Marina Louboutin Skullcrusher. Who is she? What's her deal? And what's with that delightfully mischevious glint in her eye? So bad. And yet so right. She's the Girl With a Pearl Earring of our time. And with that, we bring you news that police have identified her. We don't know her name yet, but according to Grub Street, authorities are in contact with MLS. What's more, she might be claiming that, after allegedly attacking Jasper's Corner Tap manager Matt Meidinger with the heel of her Louboutin, she did it in defense of her husband.
Grub Street reports:
An anonymous informant relays the story, allegedly via the suspect's sister, saying that she "she and her friends were accosted first and she was trying to get the man to stop punching her husband in the face." Meanwhile, the unnamed woman, who allegedly tried to bludgeon Jasper's Corner Tap manager Matt Meidinger with a pair of Louboutin heels after he suggested they weren't that important, has sparked the ire of the internet far and wide, and the story's been picked up by the British press.
God bless the British press.
According to Meidinger, however, the stealth stiellito attack was sparked by an accidentally kicking of her shoe. The Daily Mail notes:
A passerby accidentally 'bumped' one of the shoes with his foot, Mr Meidinger wrote, and as he turned to apologi[z]e the woman shouted at him and punched him in the face.
He wrote: 'I spoke up and said, "Whoa! Take it easy! Kicking a shoe doesn't equal a punch in the face, Louboutins or not!"
The incident occurred at the Balboa Cafe, in the Marina District. Meidinger offered a $500 reward for her capture. Meanwhile, our poll yesterday, asking "Who Does S.F. Hate More: Marina Louboutin Skullcrusher vs. Castro Pedestrian Killer," is neck and neck, with Skullcrusher beating Pedestrian Killer by less than a 1% margin.