Drunk drivers. They're even worse than teenagers. Take, for example, an apparently drunk driver who, after crashing into several parked cars near Polk and Broadway, flipped his penismobile onto the Muni trolly tracks at Green and Embarcadero.

The incident happened on Wednesday morning at around 5:15 a.m.

Police Chief Daryl Fong tells The Chronicle that "the driver was taken to the hospital with minor injuries and will be arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and hit and run." A bystander described the injured SUV driver as "totally wasted."

The F-Market line was briefly disrupted. Service should now be back to normal.