- Remember last year when Giants pitcher Brian Wilson had that awesomely hideous birthday party down in Scottsdale? (Yeah, we were trying to forget too.) How do you think he can top that one tonight? Will he go bowling at his own private Lane 38? Drop acid on the Red Rocks in Sedona? Who knows. Let's hope he tweets something.
- Speaking of drunken shenanigans: here's where not to go this St. Patrick's Day. [GrubSF]
- Related: Tens of thousands of people are expected at tomorrow's St. Patrick's Day Parade — the biggest on the West Coast. [BCN/Appeal]
- Everyone and their blogger sister was at the Penthouse Club last night. Inside Scoop sat down with Michelin star hopeful chef Michael Ellis, the Guardian talked to all the girls, and the Weekly gets all weird eavesdropping on people's conversations. [Scoop] [SFBG] [SFWeekly]
- Bevan Dufty, the city's new homeless czar, is still pushing those "Wet Houses" for homeless alcoholics. [ABC7]
- Gizmodo handed their less-nerdy friends and iPad 2 and told them it was a "New iPad". Surprise! Everyone loved it. [Gizmodo]
- Quaint grocery store Fresh & Easy is ready to open on 24th and South Van Ness. Minus the booze that is. [Chron]