Really, you should take the day off to enjoy today's pleasant weather. Also, it's Friday. Don't you want a three-day weekend? Of course you do. You deserve it. We've already explained how to feign a cold. So, perfect that fake cough to enjoy one of these outdoor places on this fine March day.

- Dolores Park (18th & Dolores): Don't mind yesterday's skirmish. Bad things happen in a big city. So, spend the day rolling around in the grass while you smoke some grass (you can buy it at the park!) and sip some brew. If it's good enough for twentysomething billionaires, it's good enough for you.

- Zeitgeist (199 Valencia): Don't take a picture and then post it online. The proprietors don't like that. Otherwise, have fun!

- Wild Side West (424 Cortland): It doesn't get much better than hanging out in a wondrous garden with a few pints and group of pals. It's worth the steep trek up Cortland. Trust us.

- Cafe Flore (2298 Market): This landmark cafe has been the main meet up spot in the Castro since 1973. See why. Excellent spot for people watching and cruising. (Yes, people still cruise offline. Shocking, we know.)

- Pier 23 Cafe: Great spot for seafood and live music. The seams will burst come 6 o'clock, so grab a seat early and hunker down. The menu is worth the large crowd.

- Washington Square Park (600 Columbus): It's the Dolores Park of North Beach, only smaller, quieter, and not as crowded. OK, so it's nothing like Dolores Park. However, it is right next to the phenomenal Park Tavern, which also boasts outdoor seating.

- Any cafe in North Beach: Just stroll along Columbus, find a table on the sidewalk, and... voila.