- No seriously, what's up with Ross Mirkarimi's mugshot? [Chron]
- Fancy people things: The S.F. Ballet Gala at city hall included one gown apparently designed to resemble a wedding cake. [SFWire]
- Citizen journalist captures a shot of a sailboat in trouble off Ocean Beach using an iPhone and a coin-operated telescope. [Ocean Beach Bulletin]
- Meet Rick Santorum's Florida campaign chairman: a gay-bashing Islamaphobic church pastor. [Mother Jones]
- Deplorable teens pepper spray unsuspecting woman and steal her purse. [SFEx]
- Motorcyclist crashes into Mission Street hot dog cart. Nothing happens. [UptownAlmanac]