Pre-Holiday Palate Cleanser: Larry David's Thanksgiving [Updated]

"One thing I could count on every Thanksgiving, and you could bank on it, was at the beginning of the meal my mother saying, 'Larry and I like the dark meat.' It's the one thing we had in common. Dark meat." [Funny or Die via ISSF]

UPDATE: Huh. It's been pulled. We'll update as soon as it reemerges. Please standby.