Crafty ex-con and Mission Chinese Food fan, Martha Stewart is coming to San Francisco this week to unleash her latest book of photographs, recipes and entertaining tips. Martha will be at the Union Square Macy's, hawking a $75 update to her 30-year-old classic "Entertaining" at 11 a.m. on Saturday, November 5th.

Since it wouldn't be a Martha Stewart event without a little cooking, she will also be demonstrating some of her signature line of utensils, like this meat tenderizer, or perhaps this Asian strainer, both of which we imagine can be found for more reasonable prices several blocks north in Chinatown.

Don't forget: Occupy SF may be on the move on November 5th, and while haven't heard of any plans to protest the noted homemaker/convicted inside trader's appearance, that's always a possibility.

Previously: Mission Chinese Food's Danny Bowien Slaps Noodles with Martha Stewart