SFist Tonight, 9/9: Mortified, Mission Block, 'Vertical Hold'

PERFORMANCE: Travel back to the most awkward and painful moments of your life at Mortified Live, as "[g]rown men and women confront their past with tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Jon Bon Jovi." Be sure to "[i]nvite your BFF!" (DNA Lounge, 375 Eleventh Street)

MUSIC: The 15th annual Mission Creek Music & Arts Festival and Farmers Block present Mission Block, the first hip-hop show in the festival's history, featuring "premier-pioneering, innovative future-thinking turntablists," F.A.M.E. (Fresh Analog Music Experience), DJ Toure (Hieroglyphics), Dmitri SFC x Megabusive, and Profesor Panson. (10 p.m. to 2 a.m., Mezzanine, 444 Jessie Street)

ART: The two-person exhibition, Vertical Hold, features the "energetic abstract paintings" of Iva Gueorguieva and "the optically fractured drawings and video" of Julie Weitz, creating a "vertical hold" that "denotes the mechanism for stretching, doubling, exploding and interrupting the vertical frame of the body." (6 to 8 p.m., Electric Works, 130 Eight Street)