Pizza Hut, noted purveyors of the Personal Pan Pizza (do they still carry those?), sits in hot water this morning after 86ing a male customer for wearing drag. Vishon Murphy was apparently asked to leave the fine dining establishment for sporting a summer dress and sandals at a Wallace, North Carolina location. But before calling for a widespread boycott (one shouldn't be eating Pizza Hut food products on gastronomic principal alone), Pizza Hut alleges that Murphy was kicked out of the "typical hangout place for young people" (how sad) for not ordering anything and acting like a "drama queen."

We can only hope local drag star cum foodie Juanita More chimes in with her thoughts.

News story below, complete with homophobic jerk.