• Giants holiday weekend box scores in brief: Friday, July 1: 4-3 win against Detroit. Saturday, July 2nd: 15-3 mauling of the Tigers. Sunday, July 3rd: 6-3 loss to the Tigers. Monday, July 4th: 5-3 loss to the Padres, but Pablo gets the first splash hit of the year.

• Also, here's a photo of Brian Wilson smashing the Gatorade tub with a baseball bat. You're welcome. [SFSentinel]

• Meanwhile, Friday is Bill Graham bobblehead night at the ballpark. [AllShookDown]

• A couple of drunks were rescued from the Bay near Pier 7 on Friday after one of them "jumped in to get something" for whatever reason. [BCN/Appeal]
  
  
• Local brewers have created a Valencia Street Gentrification Porter. Described as "delicious, inevitable", the beer may or may not also include a magic potion of sea monkeys. [UptownAlmanac]

• Alladin rugs in the Richmond was robbed at gunpoint on Friday, but neighborhood witnesses trapped the thief by double parking his car in to a driveway. If only he'd had magic carpet. [RichmondSF]

• The most legitimate businessman in Dolores Park is the well-dressed one selling fruit cups. [MissionMission]

• Plenty of sun and leftover snow means Tahoe ski fashions were much more island-inspired than usual. [KTVU]