Wow. Um, OK: Associated Press announced today that, in an agreement with the eerie and truthiness-riddled Korea Central News Agency, they will open a news bureau in Pyongyang. Interesting. And... odd. Maybe AP wants to get attention for having arrested employees, too? And what's AP in North Korea actually going to put out? Government-written press releases, we reckon. This should prove, at best, a fascinating partnership. And with that, we now present Korean Central Television's jarring 1994 news report on Eternal President Kim Il-sung funeral. You're welcome.