- The Weekly believes reports of increased bike theft on Muni have been greatly exaggerated. Muni's Paul Rose says the agency hasn't seen a spike in thefts at all, but he also wants you to ignore how easy it is to lift one off the rack. [TheSnitch]
- Cinco de Mayo: important historic holiday or another excuse for the amateurs to drink imported beverages? The answer is: who cares! Tablehopper has the scoop on the best places to celebrate with a margarita. [TableHopper]
- Was Osama bin Laden growing weed at his compound? [Gawker]
- Sutter Brown, California's first Corgi, would like you to know he has some personally-branded merchandise available. [@SutterBrown]
- Here's another chance at TV stardom: Check Please! Bay Area is looking for regulars to sit around a table, critique food and not actually drink the wine. [Grubstreet]
- Bonus link: Here's Parker Posey hanging out on the patio at Arlequin in Hayes Valley. Marry me? [TableHopper]