SF Weekly has some jarring jogging news that went down on Sunday. Behold:
At about dinnertime, an unexpected guest arrived at a home on the 700 block of Panorama Drive near Mount Sutro. A unknown man was ringing the doorbell, and when the resident looked out, he saw that the man at his door was nude.
The resident -- probably not amused -- called the cops to report the exhibitionist. Police patrolling the area went to investigate and found a 17-year-old Richmond resident, naked and roaming the streets.
The teen, who admitting to smoking mary jane, was taken to UCSF, "where his father came to bring him a shirt and pants." Read all about it.