Possible Boat Fire At Pier 45

Firefighters are at the scene of a reported boat fire on Pier 45. The call came in a little after 6 a.m. (Speaking of boats, do any of you fine readers live on one? If so, what's it like? Do you rent? Can you throw fancy yacht parties? Do you vomit often? Is there a freaky people-who-live-on-a-boat culture we don't know about? We're dying to know more.)