This morning Steve Blow, who is a columnist for the Dallas Morning News and not a club DJ in the Castro, published his thoughts on why his "Regular Joe" Rangers deserve to win the World Series. Ignoring for a moment that the team who deserves to win the World Series is actually the team who sends the most players around those four little bases the most times, Blow seems oblivious to what might happen should he invoke the ire of SFGate commenters.

As Texans are wont to do, Blow repeatedly questions our city's devotion to his great nation, feigning surprise that we even still play baseball in San Francisco. As he says, he figured that by now we would have "decided that baseball chalk isn't Earth-kind or that the game is overtly sexist or gender-role confining or some such claptrap."

Blow's column isn't really about baseball at all though: He'd rather get political and offer us all of us Nobel Prizes for being "so dang enlightened," (!) before asking us nicely to "save baseball's highest achievement for a bunch of Regular Joes who earned it."

There's even a classic "my dad is cooler than yours" offense when he goes after Mayor Newsom's beautiful coif: