In what could be the news story of the year, the Outer Sunset will soon score a Schweet Boks, the city's first "cereal eatery." Artisan müesli and Alice Waters-approved walnut granola, you fret? Perish the thought. Inside Scoop's Paolo Lucchesi has word that, while the cereal diner will serve Intelligentsia Coffee, "the rest is pretty straightforward: choose your cereal(s), choose your toppings and then your milk. So if you’ve ever wanted to eat Cocoa Puffs with strawberries with soy milk in a social setting, now is your chance."

It's like he's spying in on our dreams.

Anyway, Schweet Boks will open on August 21 at 2142 Irving Street (between 22nd Ave & 23rd Ave). The only question remaining is: Lucky Charms, Crunch Berries, or Fruity Pebbles?