FILM: The Roxie has it going on with a double summer comedy feature today, One Crazy Wet Hot American Summer, featuring sleeper classic, Wet Hot American Summer (Michael Ian Black is our fave), and '80s gem, One Crazy Summer (Demi Moore, John Cusack, Jeremy Piven, and Bobcat Goldthwait at their finest).

3, 5, and 7 p.m. // Roxie Theater (3117 16th St) // $9.75

MUSIC: Bay Area native John William Gordon brings his "mutant" jazz/"avant" funk to Cafe Royale. We rather like their bio:

Combine your favorite classical track with one Sex Pistols track then subtract 5 likeabilly points; let ferment for 12 hours before stirring in some old fusion and 4 cups of Thelonious Monk extract... wring in 8 drops of old blues then refrigerate for 2 hours... scoop off the fat from the top and put in down your shorts...contemplate your blind faith...change shorts...learn melodic minor then unlearn it...throw in 3 colors of your choice...bake for 45 minutes at 950 degrees or until carbon. Feed to pigeons on your favorite statue.

7 p.m. // Cafe Royale (800 Post St) // free