Downtown/Arson: Yesterday, over on the 400 block of Mission Street near the sleek Millennium Tower, the San Francisco Fire Department responded to two bush fires. After extinguished the tiny blazes, authorities determined that they were a result of arson. No arrests have been made.
Mission/Hot Prowl: Early this morning, at a residence on the 3300 block of 16th Street, a white man crawled through a window and stole a TV. (Mean!) Policed say, "The suspect goes to the victim’s room, kicks open the door, and takes a television." After a roommate noticed the creep, the suspect fled in an unknown direction. He is still at-large.