Suck It Santa Clara: You Still Have To Take Shorter Showers

In what will probably become one of the new fun regional rivalry games of the future, today we can all gloat and throw taunts in the direction of Santa Clara County who, despite this being a pretty goddamn wet year, are still being asked to take shorter showers and let their lawns dry up. They actually got 114% of normal rainfall this year, but the water district down south still voted to maintain their stance of conservation in order to avoid, like, another shortage next year? Anyway, we're pretty sure no one's listening. [KCBS]