• Oakland cops kill deer for no good reason whatsoever. [SFGate]
• Public Defender Jeff Adachi says convict cop cover-up is either "gross malfeasance, or unethical behavior." [SF Appeal]
• Whitman can't buy her way out of the Goldman Sachs charges. [Calitics]
• Two views of the Endup. [40 Going On 28]
• Chu/Banksy/bacon/Mad Men/cupcakes/Valencia Street/"hipsters suck"/dude/and so on and so forth. [Laughing Squid]
• Cinco de Mayo, a.k.a. National Margarita Day, is tomorrow. [Chow]
• Stray body parts of giants Buddha appear in Civic Center. [Curbed]