For us, beer means only one thing: constant streams of urine. However, many of you love a frothy brew, which is why the kind folks at SF Weekly want to help you learn how to pronounce German beer styles and brands correctly. Märzen, Rauchbier, Schwarzbier, Weihenstephaner, Radeberger -- once they help you pronounce these seemingly nonsensical words with glottal Germanic flair, you're guaranteed to be the toast of Bender's. Or not. Anyway, check it out.