The world's greatest cylindrical snack will have two fewer flavors on the market. Procter & Gamble Co., who produce Pringles chips, are recalling Cheeseburger and "Taco Night" flavors over a Salmonella scare. It seem the organism was found on Las Vegas-based Basic Food Flavors' processing equipment, which makes the
"flavor-enhancing hydrolyzed vegetable protein" that makes Pringles so
damn delicious.

Thankfully, the reduced-fat version of the popular chip -- which uses less salt thus enhances more of the potato-y chip taste -- remains on the market. (Seriously, it's good stuff. In the purple canister. Check it out.)