by Amy Crocker

Who says Valentine's Day cards have to be all mushy and gooey and lovey and dovey? We highly recommend flipping through artist Brandon Bird's Law & Order SVU themed cards. (Yes, we know it's too late to order them, but they're still worth a peak.)

Also, check out these Batman cards from Hallmark 1966 ('Valentine, you really pack a wallop!,' etc.):

And can we really mention love in this modern day without mentioning vampires? And since we know you were wondering, yes, for all you Hop Topic fans out there, you can buy a box of Twilight themed Sweethearts.

As always, for the truly disturbed, there's this tragic 9/11 graphic.