Holy heck, folks. Tomorrow, fine-dining establishment Denny's will be giving away free "Original Grand Slam Breakfast," their signature plate of twos.

What is a "Grand Slam Breakfast," you snort? Well, if you can pull yourself away from the mobile food cart, we'll tell you: It's two eggs, 2 sausages, 2 strips of bacon, and 2 pancakes. Sure, it's no "Moons Over My Hammy," but, really, what is?

The Appeal confirms that both SF Denny's locations (861 Mission and 495 Beach) will be participating in their free Grand Slam Breakfast on Tuesday, February 9, going down between 6 a.m. to 2 p.m.