On this tepid news day, we came across a joyous new game to expedite your problem with alcohol. Chowhound had posted a new drinking game, which has since been removed (boo!), involving North Bay dreamboat/Food Network personality Tyler Florence. Eater, thankfully, saved it for all to enjoy. Check it: a reader said, "I have tried several different times to follow Tyler Florence Ultimate but I can't get past the fact that he uses the phrase, 'all right', at least 5 times a minute. It would make for an interesting drinking game...take a shot every time Tyler says, 'all right.'" We concur.

Add a double shot each time he says, "That's what I'm talking about," and you will be in blackout bliss in no time.