by Amy Crocker

THEATER: The Off the Page series from Z Space presents a staged reading of Truman Capote's A Christmas Memory. This largely autobiographical story follows the adventures of seven-year-old Buddy and his elderly cousin as they hunt down the ingredients for fruit cake and make each other presents. While we're all curious if Buddy learns any important holiday lessons, the real question is will anyone attempt Capote's accent? For reservations call (415) 626-0453.

7 p.m.// Project Artuad Theater (450 Florida, betwee 17th and Mariposa) // $15

COMEDY: Come for the laughs, stay for the $1 PBR. Comedians James Judd, Yayne Abeba, Ross Turner, Sammy Obeid, Lisa Gelduldig and a special guest will try to tickle your funny bone. Stick around after the show for a no-cover vinyl record dance party, where everything from oldies to punk to country gets a spin.

8 p.m. // El Rio (3158 Mission)// $7-$20