• Organic, sustainable slow food for everyone! Except, you know, the poor. [SFBG]
• Dog mauls Nob Hill woman in park her family gave to city. [SF Weekly]
• Lincoln Park facelift update. [Curbed]
• Boy, 9, and 3-month-old girl abducted, San Jose police say. [SFGate/BCN]
• People, it seems, thought the burgers at Hubert Keller's Burger Bar would be made of unicorn meat. Or something like that.. [Eater]
• Sex tents, y/n? [Appeal]
• Groom tweets and changes Facebook relationship status from the altar; divorce-filing status update TBA. [Valleywag]