While we plan on banning next year's SF Pride Parade and adjacent festivities unless former KRON 4 movie critic and San Francisco treasure Jan Wahl and beloved City Hall tranny Donna Sachet are immediately brought back cover it live -- for reals, those two were nothing short of TV fucking magic, folks; KOFY should hand them their own show right this second -- the theme for the 2010 Homosexual Pride Parade was announced yesterday. It is: 40 and Fabulous. Ta-da. And not just because only old people attend Pride. See, it's the parade's 40th anniversary. So, there you have it.

In related breaking news, the SF Pride Parade has a theme each year. We had no idea.