Today's guest blogger editing Day Around the Bay? Katie Ann Doze of I Don't You and many other sites of note.

Per Carrie Underwood's request of the Christian God's only son, please take the wheel, Katie.

• Windless Treasure Island? Like blow-my-mind freaky. [Curbed]
• Bad-ass video of driving the "new" Bay Bridge. Please don't get car sick, or I won't be your friend. [SF Appeal]

• SFPD cares about bicycles and pedestrians. An angel just received their wings. [SF Streetsblog]

• Another suddenly-famous lunch-time burger? Let the war begin! [Eater]

• Interactive Sex Pigeon. Genius. [Sex Pigeon]

• Tyra Banks at Gialinas!?! Seriously - how could she fit through the door? [Tablehopper]

• An old-timey map of SF neighborhoods. Now with blight! [Burrito Justice]

• Watch out for the bike helmet sheep. Do not eat pizza after midnight like Garfield, or they will invade your dreams. [Mission Mission]

• Mission district fashion subconsciously mimics the Mexican fruit stands that you don't visit. Uh huh. No wonder I'm dressed in gherkin. [Mission Local]

• Police Men oversee an accident in the Mission: "Hey dude, How was your labor day?" "Oh, it was okay." "Man, look at this." "Alright, let's get this over with." "Maam? Did you know you're a shitty driver? I mean, look at the oil spill you made. Now I gotta stand out here in my hot ass uniform in the middle of the street. Perfect." [Don't Ask Me I Just Work Here]