In an effort to get Californians safe access to affordable mary jane, the above pro-marijuana commercial will air on "several cable news channels and network broadcast affiliates" in LA, Sacramento, and the Bay Area.


The ad, however, will not be seen anywhere near KABC-TV in Los Angeles, KGO-TV of San Francisco and KNTV-TV in San Jose. Pft. That is insane. Does this pot spokeswoman -- who represents thousands and thousands of citizens who want to legalize the magic herb for tax and regulatory purposes (not to mention getting seriously fucking baked) -- look like a raging stoner to you? Neither a dream catcher nor a bag of Xplosive Pizza Flavor Blasted Pepperidge Farm Goldfish in sight.