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  • Two armed kids, ages 8 and 10, with, uh, BB guns, try to hold up Oakland convenience store. (NBC Bay Area)
  • Melissa Huckaby's lawyer wants the little girl's body exhumed. Good luck with that. (SF Gate)
  • Guerrilla Queer Bar to invade Portals Tavern in West Portal, tonight! (Facebook)
  • O horrible economy, where will we get our $60 champagne brunches now?! The Ritz has shuttered the terrace. (Eater)
  • Trans porn superstar Wendy Williams discusses her complete ignorance of lady parts. (SFBG Sex Blog)
  • Google Latitude helps woman retrieve stolen purse, phone. (KCBS)
  • Cardburg is back! But in Oakland! (Mission Mission)