Want to watch video of men and women putting hot testicles in their mouths? Of course you do. And the fine folks over at CBS 5 have some choice footage about the Oakdale Cowboy Museum's , um, Ball Ball. (Psst, please start allowing other sites to embed your videos, CBS 5. Thanks!)

Do fried testes look tempting to you? If so, then head over to the Testicle Festival, which goes down tonight.

What: Annual Testicle Festival
When: March 30 (open bar 6 p.m.; dinner 7 p.m.)
Where: FES Hall ~ 190 N. Lee Ave.,
Oakdale, CA
Sponsors: Oakdale Rotary Club, Oakdale Cowboy Museum
Tickets: Tickets: $50 ~ At the door $65
Tickets are available at Oakdale Cowboy Museum, Oakdale Feed & Seed, The House of Beef, The H-B and Lana's Spur of the Moment.

Failing that, there's always Blow Buddies to get your fix. (NSFW)