FILM: Luis Bunuel's Belle de Jour (1966) is a sumptuous, albeit totally pretentious, piece of French eye candy. Fresh off of Les Parapluies de Cherbourg (1964) -- AKA, the greatest movie in the universe -- Catherine Deneuve plays a bored housewife who moonlights as a hooker while wearing phenomenal Yves Saint Laurnet outfits and dreaming about getting whipped, soiled with mud, and bound to trees.

7:15, 9:30pm // Red Vic Movie House (1727 Haight) // $6-$9

BAR: Are you out of work? Looking to network? Looking to hire? Then, please, head over to Mr. Smith's Depression 2.0--Party Like It's 1929 where you can get soe free vodka in addition to healthy shmoozinig. Be sure to bring a resume, job description, and several business cards too. Good luck!

5-8 p.m. // Mr. Smiths (34 - 7th Street) // free