Just how she's related to San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom isn't clear. She might be his first cousin. What we do know is that Chloe Newsom thinks "books are fer fags!" -- and she's all kinds of awesome.

How did we come across her? On Twitter. It all started out when GavinNewsom replied "@ChloeNewsom @ChloeNewsom got to reach out." Innocent enough, right? Then, like kisses from Baby Jesus above, she has since responded with such gems as "When did our family approve Fox Sunday?," "Divorce much?," "Nigga u trippin," "Gav I meant. I'm wasted. You can't get mad!," and more. Much more.

Swoon!

Owen Thomas at Valleywag has more, including speculation that she's the infamous Newsom cousin who attended Matt Gonzalez's election-night party with Harmon Leon many moons ago.