Theater seats were dampened by stunned teens over at the gay-hating Cinemark theater at the Westfield Mall in San Francisco on Sunday night. Why? Well, alleged virgins and heterosexuals the Jonas Brothers made a surprise appearance at a special screening of "Jonas Brothers: The 3D Experience." Peter Hartlaub has the scoop on the hysteria; Liam Mayclem bravely reported live from the scene.

The in-your-face concert flick opened on Friday.

But, the Jonas Brothers first attempt at movie magic proved not as powerful as tranny hilarity. Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience opened to a disappointing $12.7 million at the box office, beat out by Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail.