Former eBay CEO, homophobe, and staunch Republican Meg Whitman, who has tossed her bonnet into the California gubernatorial ring, has promised to create 2 million private-sector jobs in California within the first five years if you elect her.

Also, during the first of her three "vision speeches" today, Whitman evitaed, "Californians can no longer afford the government they have. ... I will give them the government they deserve." Yikes, indeed.

But that's not news. The real news here is that Meg got a makeover. You like?