Society promotes masturbation, at least according to the Passion for Christ Movement. But this fearless Christian group, at last, has broken the silence on the sin of self gratification via the launch of an eye-catching "ex-masturbation" shirt. Wear it with confidence at places like 7-11 or Bible Camp.

PFCM pours forth the gospel, saying:

Yeah we said it….Nobody talks about it, but most people have done it or are still doing it. It's seems to be a rite of passage for both girls and guys into the world of sex. Some say masturbation is not a sin, some say that it is. But is it really okay in the eyes of God? ... We pray that you will join us in breaking the silence on an issue that has stayed silent for too long. Be the first to boldly rock your Ex-Masturbator shirt and let's change the world baby!

So, are you "in bondage" to masturbation and pornography. Yes. Yes, you are. So, check out this clip on how you can absolve yourself. (Try not to beat off to the ladies in the clip. Especially to the one in the denim jacket. She's quite hot. And clearly a lesbian, at least judging by what used to have her stirring her honey pot so often.)