We know which Chosen One we want to hug come February 2.

Huckabee was hawking his book on the Daily Show, and Jon Stewart got into an interesting discussion about gay marriage. Thought-provoking, but we still wish Stewart would have asked (limited time, folks) if straight people who can't/don't/won't reproduce should have their marriages annulled, because that's Huckabee's logic. (Really, that bullshit -- and that's exactly what it is -- about men and women having babies as the reason why marriage is only a straight institution is so, for lack of a better word, stupid.)