Speaking of nabe renaming, the fine folks over at Curbed have word that the Board of Supervisors approved an ordinance to create a "South Slope Protection Area" in Bernal Heights. Made up of five blocks and some undeveloped land at the edges of St. Mary's Park and 280, the questionable protection area was needed, we're told, because of "'insufficient' infrastructure and emergency access routes." So, yeah, we don't get it either. But we would like to have a better, chicer, more displacement-y name for the news area by day's end. Get cracking, folks. (Curbed)