Attention all Eastern SoMa, Mission Bay, and South Park workers: The beloved Ice Cream Man is holding a FREE Ice Cream Social today in South Park at 1:30pm. Ice Cream Man, you see, travels around the world giving away frozen treats while reviewing concert and music festivals. (Ice Cream Man also does lots of special events like movie premiers and art shows., etc.)

What: Free Ice Cream from the Ice Cream Man in South Park
Who: Everyone. Tell your cubemates.
where: middle of South Park (Third & South Park)
When: Tuesday the 26th at 1:30pm
Why: Because you're not fat enough

See you there!