Oprah does not hand out free cars to Standford grads. Because their parents already did. [SFGate]

Budweiser might be sold off to the makers of Stella Artois. [SFBG]

Microsoft-Yahoo merger failure explained. [Valleywag]

The N-Judah. Sigh. [NJudah]

Remember those UCB oaks? [Daily Clog]

Barnes And Noble sire of in-store molestation. [NBC 11]