• Breaking News: Catholics damn the Sisters' Hunky Jesus Contest "blasphemous." Which? Is the entire point of said pageant. [Towleroad]
• Tablehopper goes to Monk's Kettle, eats unusually large pretzel. [Tablehopper]
• Who's the best American president ever? [Citizen Sugar]
• Kid shot outside Oakland memorial. [Oakland Tribune]
• First look at Om Lounge. Oh My. [Eater]
• The Clintons, history? [BeyondChron]
• Thief steals flowering magnolia tree from Golden Gate Park, will kill it in the process. [ABC7]

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